Can you give me some fun sites on astrology/zodiac signs?

just something interesting…i am not really looking for horoscope. just fun descriptions about each zodiac signs….like jokes about their personality, how they kiss,etc. anything will do. thanks.

Answer by sugar
astrologyzone.com

Answer by chainlightning38
The Best is the weekly ‘scope from The Onion! Here are some of this week’s.

Aries March 21 – April 19
Wild peals of laughter will surround you this week when you’re unexpectedly struck in the nuts by cancer.

Taurus April 20 – May 20
They’ve called you spineless, thin-skinned, a lowly bottom feeder. But then you’re Rhopilema verrilli, a species of jellyfish known for its creamy white color and deep swimming bell.

Gemini May 21 – June 21
You’ve tried to go it alone but, sadly, what the act of sexual stimulation really needs is a woman’s touch.

Cancer June 22 – July 22
Most firearm accidents occur in the home. Avoid the chance of serious injury by getting shot repeatedly at work this week.

Leo July 23 – August 22
Your meticulous attention to detail willl once again ruin an other-wise fun and pleasureable pasttime.

Virgo August 23 – September 22
Fears of dying alone will soon be allayed when more than 2,000 fire ants keep you company during those last terrifying minutes.

Libra September 23 – October 23
Your zodiac sign will continue to grow more ironic with each and every meal you choose to consume.

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Is there any movie out there that is about astrology as in zodiac signs,and peoples compatibilities w/ others?

i hope you guys understood my question! =]
i dont mean like those youtube videos where a astrologer explains the signs and who their compatible with i mean like an actual movie that goes thrue someones lives or something Lol..

Answer by O_O
I wish! if i had enough money i would direct an astrology movie, each sign has their own powers like mutants but it is very subtle.

unfortunately no movie has been made, astrology is still not fully accepted by society, maybe sometimes its a good thing, it couldve prompted discrimination, a new kind of racism

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Should I believe in astrology/zodiac signs?

I’m just thinking, how can someone’s birthdate/sun or whatever it is determine if they are a good match with someone else? I don’t really believe in that.. What do you think?

Answer by Hii
No

Answer by Miss 6
I think that you should read for yourself, here you’ll get a lot of conflicting answers. Personally I’ve studied astrology for most of my life. Yes I see how things match up due to the “stars”. My suggestion is that you read some books on astrology to see for yourself. You’ll find that there is more to it than just your sun sign and how people match up with each other. After reading for yourself you will have your answer rather than relying on our opinions. You can make an informed one for yourself.

Answer by The Big E
The strange thing about it is that I have avoided zodiac import all of my life and feel how it turned out would have all been the same if I had religiously followed zodiacal and astrology advice as it was given. I never stopped in the middle of a crisis to see what my horoscope advised. In the end, I still feel it would have turned out the same. In the final analysis it is not what the stars say I should have done, but rather what I said I ought to do, that determined my fate.

“Our destiny is not mapped out for us by some exterior power. We make it for ourselves. What we think and do in the present determines what shall happen to us in the future.”
— Christian D. Larson 1912 —